Volstate experiences

It's really rainy. I don't like it. I wouldn't mind if I was at home, but I'm at school running through it. I was shivering all through Anatomy and Physiology. Now I'm in the library and I'm still wet. My socks are evern drenched cause there are puddles the size of the Mississippi out there. I had to ford through one and almost got washed away. It was scarrry. *winks*

Let me explain a rainy day at Volstate.....rain is coming down in a torrent and girls are outside in little mini skirts and heels, thinking they need to look hot on a day like this. They don't need to dress like that anyway, but ESPECIALLY not today! Everyone is gathered under the awning takin their smoke which they have to have after every class. People are cussing at the rain and talking trashy about how annoying it is....to put it in nice words. Then inside the buildings, people congregate and have a little reunion. They practically are yelling to where all the teachers have to shut their doors so the students actually learn something educational....instead of how some person's daughter-in-law's uncle Bill got a DUI back in December and has been running from the police. (I just made up that story btw but you get my drift.) Everyone is carrying umbrellas and bringing them into class so the floors get really wet. Then the people like me who don't have an umbrella stick out like a sore thumb because they are drenched and the rest are not. It's mostly me and a ton of guys. It's hard to find a guy here at Volstate carrying an umbrella. It's always the girls.....excluding me. I hate umbrellas. And then there are the people who wear rain jackets....they squeek a lot.

So, that's what it is like at Volstate on a rainy day. Real weird. But sometimes really funny. People do weird stuff in the rain.

OKAY! There was a lady in my Science class who sneezed SO LOUD that most of the class jumped. I know I did. She was sitting next to me and it sounded like she was going to blow up. Talk about funny!!! The whole class said, "BLESS YOU!" at the exact same time. She just said "thanks" real quietly and then everyone busted out laughing cause it sounded like an explosion. Fun-nay.

Alright, this happened last semester, but there was a big lady who was in my statistics class (she dropped the second week) but she had a really bad cold and came into class with a WHOLE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER!!!! Me and my friend Sarah could not stop laughing, but we were trying to not let her know we were laughing at her. It was hysterical.

Another time in statistics, one of my black girl friends was talking on the phone and said, "I did mouth to mouth on a fake man today." She laughed and said, "It was weird." Another time that I couldn't control my laughter. My amazing Indian teacher was eyeing me like, "Becca! What's your problem? You're always laughing!"

Just a couple random stories.....I'll shut up now...but that gave me something interesting to do during my break! Thanks for reading! Peace love and bacon!

Soaked to the bone,
Bekiko

Noses

Okay so today after school I went to the Shelton's for PACE Bowl and I read a card that asked this question: What is the name of the famous New York woman who had a nose 4 feet, 6 1/2 inches long. I freaked out and started spazzing. I was like, " We have got to Google a picture of this woman now." Well, when I looked at the answer on the back for her name I found out it was the Statue of Liberty. -_- You have no idea how blonde I felt. *cracks up* As soon as I told my peeps what the answer was we all started dying laughing. Good memories. Anyways, after Jon left, we started talking about it again. We thought about how if a person really could have that long of a nose, would it be Ponoccio style, beak style, or elephant style. *bursts out laughing when thinking about a person with a 4 foot beak nose*

Okay so I learned that David made up nicknames for us at school while I was at the Shelton's. Unfortunately mine is Squatting Dog. O_O

So with out looking can anyone tell me the color of Yogi Bears hat??? SERIOUSLY DON'T CHEAT!! Just leave a comment. Lol, I got it right 'cause I'm a Smarticle (my nickname for stupidly smart people).

STL,

Squatting Dog

Temptin'

*stares at bowl*

Sometimes I get really tempted to get one of our BIG ceramic bowls and chuck it up in the air as HIGH as I can, and let it drop in the soft, moist dirt. I would love to see what would happen. Would it make a gigantic dent in the dirt, would it break in two pieces or would it shatter? *ponders this* I think it would break in half and make a perfect dent. I really want to do this. I wish I could. I just might. No, I'd get in trouble, and that would be a waste. It probably wouldn't make me feel as good as I thought anyway. It might turn out lame :/

Funny Story...

1.Cheese

2.Beef

3. Go-Karts

4. Soccer

5. Kitty Cats

6. Psych

7. Numbers

8. Hopping

9. Kix

10. Clams

This is so cruel but HILARIOUS! Just watch one and keep track of it the whole time.



This is so stupid but cute!



Watch her belly fat! O my goodness....

Where did that come from?

Do you ever wonder how we got certain sayings?

Someone asked me how I felt and I was about to say, "Sick as a dog" when the meaning dawned on me. What does that really mean? Why a dog? I felt confused. It didn't make since.

And why do we say "dead as a doorknob" or "I slept like a baby" - when babies wake up every couple hours?

And why are there so many words for one meaning. Seriously. There are so many synonyms for the word "gaudy". Why can't we just say gaudy and not have to learn all it's synonyms. It would definitely make my vocab quizzes easier.

Language is funny.

Senile Soul Sisters....

This is us in 55 years.....use your imagination on who is who. I think it would be (from left to right) Jessy, me, Carlee and then Ashley. Why I say this is:
1) Jessy and I are both eating.
2) We are the tall ones.
3) And then Cars and Ash are short
4) Ashley is knitting and it's so a her thing
5) I'm crossing my legs like I always do

*laughter*

Look at the way Jessy is sitting. She looks like a lard.
Carlee's legs look so stumpy. Haha.
Ashley has that look on her face that she does. The I'm-so-cute look.

Well, I just found this interesting, so I thought I'd share. Love you Wones!

Betty