I Wish I had 2 Noses

I wish I had two noses so that when one is plugged the other would be open and I could breath...because right now...there is no air coming out these babies that I am ashamed to call nostrils. Jessyca hates when I say the word nostril. O_O I happen to love it. She says she wishes that I would just say the side of my nose. I think that is too boring. Just saying! I had a dream last night that Dad bought the Collins little silver car from them, for me, to use as I wish. IT. WAS. WEIRD! I once punched a hole in my thumb with a stapler. It touched the bone and FREAKED me out. I didn't really know what to do. Then I thought about it and was like," Taking the lodged staple out of my finger might be a starter." Lol.... We are gong camping tomorrow, Sat., Sun., and we will be back Monday! I will have to post about our grand adventures with the Allens and the Templets. They are all out neighbors. :) I wish you all many good dinners of steak. Bean Shredder P.S. I have no clue why I put that as my name to sign out with....BTW this is Cars

My Sister is a Sicko.

Yeah, Becca just came in here and randomly whispered in my ear, "I bet Bob the Builder has abbs. Then might even be better than mine."

>.> She needs to be put away. I mean, what even made her think of that? Bob the Builder? For real?

*gives Bec a flying tackle hug*

Highlight of Becca's Day

Okay, I had a really amazing day today. I love going and hanging out with my friends. It makes me happy and gives me a little nudge that encourages me to kick butt in school. I have definitely needed that the last couple days because there are SO many tests coming up and I have been stressed out and pushed to the limit. So, today was great because I got my social fix and I laughed a lot.

But there was one thing that stuck out and that I will never forget! Jon said something to me today that about made me pee of laughter! It was SO funny and I'll tell you why. You know how when you hang around some one long enough, you start to act like that person? Well girls seem to do this more than guys, but today Jon did this! Everyone that knows me, knows that I say "pee" all the time and I use that word freely with no shame. I mean, everyone pees. Well, today Jon and I were outside shooting some hoops and he was dunking. I said to him, "Jon, what would you do if I ran up and slammed dunk?" He didn't hesitate at all and said, "Probably pee." It just cracked me up so much because it was a total Becca thing to say. *sighs* Too hilarious.

Bottom line: A simple comment made Becca's day.

Quizzes,Dreams,Pianos and ,BACON!!!!

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           Hey yall heres a quiz on how well you know me!!!! So i guess check it out and well....see how well you know me!!!!!


                    RAndom things we were talkin bout dreams in the car on the way home from school today and soooo................... im gonna tell you bout a dream i had!!!!!

               So in the dream me and carlee were walking this old lady to the hospital and we were walkin her down this EXTREMLEY LONG *takes deep breath* flight of stairs and there was this gangsta dude and me an him were yellin at each other cause we didnt like each other. So i did like some flips off the wall and stuff like showin off cause i was all cool and stuff and this little kid was like "WOW!!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!" kinda like the kid off the incredibles Ya  know?!?!?!? Anyway and the guy got irritated at him and made him leave. SO we got to the bottom of the stairs and the guy tried to shooot cars and the old lady so i pushed them out of the way and I GOT SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN THE HAND!!!!!!!! It was freaky so we ran with the old lady to the hospital and we got there and instead of me gettin shot in the hand it was like i got shot in the throat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IT.WAS.FREAKY.!!!!!! then i was bleedin reall bad from my throat and i was coughing and spitting up blood and i spat out a bullet!!!!!!!!!!!! Then becca came and was freaking out over me!!! But ill spare yall the rest of the details cause it was gory so yeah.........:0 but it was uhhhh*shudders and grabs throat* FREAKY with a capital FREAK!!!!!!!!!


 Anyway on a happier and less weird note!!! we got our new piano today!!!!! YAYAYAYAY!!! Well at least its new for us but its not THAT new!!!!! :)

               Peace love and BACON!!!!!!!


P.S. I wish we had bacon!!!!!!! *hehehe*

Boys and My Butt

Hello peeps! I am at Alainey's house tonight and having the bestest time. Let me tell you a little story. We went to go pick up Dylan's friend and we had to squeeze into Alainey's cute little blue truck. So, here is what happened. My BIG LARD BUTT was on top of her gear shift, so everytime she would go to shift my big butt would be in the way and I would have to lift it up. *dies laughing* Talk about a "crack up" HAhah...get it?? I am sorry that was graphic. Anyways, after that we ate some amazing pizza and laughed at how weird the boys are! They sound like they are weeping right now. Earlier we randomly hear one of them shout, "Double rainbow." Okay well, hope this made you laugh atlittle. If not, then...I suck. Anyways, enjoy the rain...NOT. STL, Squatting Dog P.S. Leave a comment or your lame.

*asks in an innocent voice* Twinkies??

Okay, so the other day Jessyca and I were at the Fabulous Walley World, in the back by the fresh fat food section. I told the man, "I would like a small container of that General Chou's Chicken please." He then replied, "Aight." As he was replying in the new age lingo, Jessyca ran up to me asking what I was doing. *sucks in air really longly for dramatic effect* As I was about to reply, a look grew on the man's face. There is only one word to describe this look...but it is not coming to mind, so let me explain it. It is one of those looks a person gets when they are surprised and confused at first, then they feel that know exactly what is going on. Get it?? *wipes sweat from forehead* So this man had this look on his face, and then asked the question, "Are you two twins?" -_- You have no idea how many times Jessyca and I get asked that. *throws hands up in the air and flops them around while talking* I mean seriously we look that much alike? And how old do I look? When ever someone asks that we tell them no, but ask them who looks older....they always say Jessyca. Do I really look that young?? *makes sad wimpering puppy dog face* Anyways, people think me and Jesscay are Twinkies ALL the time, and so we decided *anounces as if announcing someone who just won an academy award* next time we get asked that we are going to say YES, just to save the person the humilitaion and disappointement.

One time we were at Belk and a girl asked us if we were twins. When we told her no, she said, "Oh really? Well I have a twin and we don't look as much alike as you guys do." O_O It made me want to be like, "Okay??? And?? Tell me what exactly that has to do with you putting my clothes in a bag?" Lol, no I wouldn'y say that, she was just trying to be nice. Anyways, got to go clean the house. *sticks out tounge* BORING!

STL,

Squatting Dog

EAT MOR CHIKIN

Yeah, I'm talking to YOU! You need to eat more chicken.

Know why? You'll see me! Thats why! I'm now the only Wones that is actually in the work force. Greeeat! Now, I'll have to pay taxes. *huff* I'm an official Chick-Fil-A employee. *squeal* I got hired today and should be starting by the end of next week. AH! Pray for me! I'm nervous. But my boss is really nice and I love the employees already - they seem great!

But, I guess I need to learn the lingo, huh? And advertise. You should come eat the "NU SPICEE CHIKIN. A FIRE N YER MOWTH! And I mus grow a strong hatred for beef. BEEF IZ A PARTEE POOPER!

Fil-A-Girl is out.