Our letter to Ashley (she's at camp)

Hey everyone! Ashley is currently in Missouri, working at a camp. We can only email her (they print it off as mail for her) so, we wanted to tell her we were thinking about her. Here is our craziness!

Hey Ashy-co-co!
Ello our little poop nugget. This is Betty, Seal, and J-dawg. We come in peace, to haunt you and make your life miserable. We have to tell you a super freaky story....one day, Carlee, J and Becca were driving down the road. Jessy was being a noob like normal, but nothing out of the ordinary. Carlee, on the other hand, was being beyond noobish. She was being straight up dumb-butt-ified. Becca was getting SO upset that she was drooling and foam was pouring from her mouth like a rabid beaver. Kinda like Sam Beaver, but more rodent-like. So, because Becca has anger issues, she took Carlee by the collar and chucked her out the window. Carlee hit a spike in the road and it went straight through her knee. She has been hospitalized since. She can't move anything. She can't even blink. (Jessy comes periodically to give her eye drops) She just sits like this: (picture Carlee sitting stiffly in bed with mouth slightly ajar....*moan*) She can't even move her tongue or baby toe. The only thing that she can move is her uvula...yes the little thing in the back of your throat. So Carlee is getting is gonna get surgery on Tuesday. You are gonna be here in time for it. She is need a lot or moral support. You know why? The surgery will be performed on her butt cheek. By the time they are done with her, she is gonna look like she has three butt cheeks. The poor dear. So, it's a good thing you will be back in time. She has been crying for you :'( And also Jessy and Becca need you to take over. Carlee keeps yelling one word and it's "FEET!" She is such a user. They have been slaving over her dumb feet and right nostril. We love nostrils, but not Carlee's. They are so round and poofy like a cake, you could poke with a needle and they would deflate.

Now, for the random question game?
1. Do antelopes run in circular patterns? *wink*
2. Does Carlee have Elvis sideburns? (she actually dyed her hair black...half of it)
3. Wanna hug a fluffy pillow?
4. Do you smell butt sweat or is it just me?
5. Do you like the thought of Becca weighing 470 pounds or is it just me?
6. Is it time for a pit trim?
7. Have you ever dreamed of licking a zebras butt or is it just me?
8. Does Carlee have an obsession with butts?
9. Isn't weird that Becca's butt rests on the top of Carlee's butt, like a car rests on a cliff? (translation: we discovered that Becca's butt comes up to the middle of Carlee's back)
10. Do you want to massage my ear lobe?

WE LOVE YOU SOOOOO MUCH!!!! Praying for your last day at camp! *smooch* We are so proud of you too!

Love,
The Wones