*sings sadly* Bacccoooon.....*quiver*

I miss Bacon so much. The bacon here is so disgusting. It glitters in the light and shimmers in the darkness. This stuff is grea-sy! And it's thin and way to crunchy. Seriously, if you threw a cotton ball on a piece, it would snap in half because it's so think and weak. Ugh....bacon....I love you and miss you.