Thursday, March 17, 2011
See this?
Can everyone see this tie dye theme? Hopefully it's better than the peach and gray poop. I'm sorry! I thought everyone could see the cute bubbly one before. I should've checked a long time ago. :(
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Question for you!!!!
Okay people! I need your help! Yes, you.....*points*.....you! I have a problem with this blog. What I mean by this is: The cute background is adorable, but Carlee says it doesn't show up on her computer. SO, I'm freaking out because it's not gonna be cute unless people can see that background. If it's gray and peach all over, that's buuttt uggglly and I'm not okay with that. I will re-design the whole thing if I have to. SO!!! This is where you come in my friend. Answer this question. What does the background of this blog look like? THANKS!
Monday, March 14, 2011
*pah* Daddy......
One rainy night, a girl named "Momma Wones" was blogging and thought, "Mm. Something cold and flavorful would do great on my tongue right about now." A giggle emerged from her throat and a grin swept across her face. She knew just what to do. So, she walked happily into her kitchen with one thing on her mind. Ice cream. Yes, my children, ice cream. "Momma Wones" was having the most severe ice cream craving anyone in Tennessee has ever experienced.
She stood next to the freezer, grasping the handle tightly. Taking a deep breath, she muttered, "Thank you dear ancestors for this frozen goodness." Her muscles flexed and pulled the freezer door open. An amazing puff of foggy, cold air escaped and blew her hair back. "Ahh" she sighed in pure delight. As the fog dispersed, there she saw it.....An empty shelf? "WHAT?" She clamored around in the freezer, frantically searching for a trace, just a mere trace of her desired ice cream. *glass shatters* Nothing would calm her. She had to find it.
As she bounded full speed through the kitchen, something shiny caught her eye. It was laying in the trash can. She slowly and cautiously walked toward the sight. A stench filled her nose and she had to look away. What is this? "Oh no," she whispered, "not this." There was her darling Neapolitan dripping melted valuables down the side of the bin. Empty. The last drip pattered into the trash can. There the bin was, dry as a biscuit, not a trace of ice cream to be found.
*pah* "Daddy" she growled.
"Daddy" she growled.
She stood next to the freezer, grasping the handle tightly. Taking a deep breath, she muttered, "Thank you dear ancestors for this frozen goodness." Her muscles flexed and pulled the freezer door open. An amazing puff of foggy, cold air escaped and blew her hair back. "Ahh" she sighed in pure delight. As the fog dispersed, there she saw it.....An empty shelf? "WHAT?" She clamored around in the freezer, frantically searching for a trace, just a mere trace of her desired ice cream. *glass shatters* Nothing would calm her. She had to find it.
As she bounded full speed through the kitchen, something shiny caught her eye. It was laying in the trash can. She slowly and cautiously walked toward the sight. A stench filled her nose and she had to look away. What is this? "Oh no," she whispered, "not this." There was her darling Neapolitan dripping melted valuables down the side of the bin. Empty. The last drip pattered into the trash can. There the bin was, dry as a biscuit, not a trace of ice cream to be found.
*pah* "Daddy" she growled.
"Daddy" she growled.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
50 ways to doom yourself to life long lonliness
If you want to be hated, ignored, or simply you would like to live a life of solitude, lacking love and sweet harmony. Do these things! Oh the absurdities....
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
3. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others
5. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
6. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
7. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
8. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
9. Sniffle incessantly.
10. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
11. Name your dog "Dog."
12. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
13. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
14. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
15. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
16. Practice making fax and modem noises.
17. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
19. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
20. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
21. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
22. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
23. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
24. Drum on every available surface.
25. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
26. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
27. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
28. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
29. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
30. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
31. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
32. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
33. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
34. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
35. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
36. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
37. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
38. Ask people what gender they are.
39. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
40. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
41. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
42. Wear a LOT of cologne.
43. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
44. Sing along at the opera.
45. Mow your lawn with scissors.
46. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
47. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
48. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
49. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
50. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
3. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others
5. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
6. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
7. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
8. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
9. Sniffle incessantly.
10. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
11. Name your dog "Dog."
12. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
13. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
14. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
15. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
16. Practice making fax and modem noises.
17. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
18. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
19. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
20. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
21. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
22. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
23. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
24. Drum on every available surface.
25. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
26. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
27. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
28. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
29. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
30. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
31. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
32. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
33. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
34. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
35. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
36. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
37. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
38. Ask people what gender they are.
39. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
40. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
41. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
42. Wear a LOT of cologne.
43. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
44. Sing along at the opera.
45. Mow your lawn with scissors.
46. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
47. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
48. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
49. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
50. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Uhhhhhhh......
Uhhhh my throat is KILLING me!!!!! I think I cut it eating my chips!!!!! :( and I will be sooooooo depressed if my voice does not work Sunday Monday or Wednesday or tuesday!!!! And yeah I just did them out of order!!!! You got switch things up at some point!!!! But is anyone elses throat like this!?!?!?!! Love, wondering Watson;p P.S. Sorry bout the wondering thing I started thinking about the like 'dear abby' thingys!!!!
Friday, March 4, 2011
Tattle tale time
Alright, so I decided I'm gonna tattle on my sisters a little tonight. I just thought it would be fun to write really random things about them and tell about their disturbing quirks. *grunts and mutters* Boy do they have 'em. They are strange cookies.
Ashley-the-odd:
Freaky fact #1 - she moans in her sleep. She will not be quiet! One time me and Dad both woke up in the middle of the night because we heard Ashley cry. She was dead asleep though....just being normal.
Freaky fact #2 - if she laughs too hard, she will fall straight on her back. It's like her knees cave in, but backward. She will lay on the ground and laugh like a chipmunk forever long and then talk about how shes gonna cry.
Freaky fact #3 - when she cleans out her ears, it makes her cough. Whenever I hear this, I think my sister is about to die, because she coughs REALLY hard. I'll run towards where she is to make sure she is okay, and she just looks at me like, "What are you freaking out for? Is everything okay?" Her eyes by that time are all watery, but she looks totally happy.
Freaky fact #4 - she doesn't like monkeys at all. She watched a show about monkeys tearing faces off of people, and sooo she is forever disturbed. Never to be healed. If you want to see Ashley with her freaked-out-I'm-about-to-scream-look, just scream like a monkey. She'll love it.
Freaky fact #5 - one of Ashley's hobbies is to quietly sneak to my door and stare at me while I'm reading or something, then she will start growling like an ork. When I look up at her, her eyes will get real big and she starts to growl louder. Then she will chase me around until I collapse because I'm so freaked out. I know it's just my sister and I shouldn't be scared, but she is straight up spooky! She knows it, and she loves it.
Freaky fact #6 - (I know, I have a ton for Ash....I live with her. What can I say?) She can curl her tongue a certain way that looks like a "u" and blow through it....it sounds like a little opera singer is standing in her mouth and singing through a funnel. It sounds like wind on a blistery day. REALLY! It's SO funny!
Jessy-the-queer:
Freaky fact #1 - When she talks to you with an attitude (in a funny way), she shakes her head and points at you as in "you better get it together or I'll go ape on you." Her curly hair bounces everywhere and it's so cute.
Freaky fact #2 - She says "Whoa. That was freaky." ALL the time. Most of the time, she says it about herself, and then will die laughing over it.
Freaky fact #3 - WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING....she can take off her jacket without unzipping it. She will wake up and not ever realize she did it. (I have witnessed her spazz out because of this) It's so....weird O.o
Freaky fact #4 - She stares at people to freak them out. I'm serious, she does this to me all the time and it's disturbing. She will look at you with the death glare and then, when she can't handle it anymore, she laughs and gives that person a hug.
Freaky fact #5 - She eats enchiladas extremely fast. Here's an example: Jessy and I are eating Mexican, and I ordered a plate of rice (I was in an anti-fat mood) and she ordered an enchilada with the beans and rice. Well, I ate like 12 bites of my rice and I looked over and she was scraping her plate. She looked at me and said, "Hey, I was hungry!" We then went on to talk about how she could pone an enchilada eating contest.
Freaky fact #6 - She has a strange obsession with the punch thing. (Where you make a circle with your fingers and if someone looks, you get to punch them.) For some reason, she always gets me with that, and she always looks surprised that I looked. Why? I don't know....she should know by now.
Carlee-the-spazztastic:
Freaky fact #1 - She messes with her nose a lot. She pinches it and randomly scratches it when you know it's not itching.
Freaky fact #2 - She likes her chicken pot pies "juicy and soupy." *said with an attitude* Not crunchy or she will have an attack. She likes the "goosh."
Freaky fact #3 - Carlee laughs really weird, but cute. You know it's Carlee if you here a burst of laughter......then silence.....then a squeal....then silence.....another squeal....then a sigh-laugh. She finds everything funny, so you here it a lot. Her eyes water REAL easily when she laughs too. If Carlee laughs for more than 20 seconds, her eyes get all teary.
Freaky fact #4 - She has an obsession with taking freaky pictures of herself and then looking at them and laughing at herself. She will sit there and laugh hysterically about a picture of her and Ash where they are trying to look crazy. She is easily entertained.
Freaky fact #5 - She thinks that if you say something "offensive" to her, it's because she's black. *laughter* She says, "It's cause I'm black isn't it?" Carlee is no where near black, but likes to say that you're being racist towards her. Psh!
Freaky fact #6 - If you ask her a question, she'll say, "Is that a trick question?" Without giving you time to answer, she says, "Let me answer that question with another question." For instance.....Becca: "Cars, you want another cookie?" Carlee: *looking with a squinty eye* "Is that a trick question? Let me answer that question with another question....Does it look like I need another cookie?" Weird woman.
Well, that's what I wanted to do tonight, and it was really hard actually. When you TRY to think about something, it's weird how nothing will come and your mind just draws a stupid blank! Hope you all enjoyed. Peace, Love, Wones!
-Becca
Ashley-the-odd:
Freaky fact #1 - she moans in her sleep. She will not be quiet! One time me and Dad both woke up in the middle of the night because we heard Ashley cry. She was dead asleep though....just being normal.
Freaky fact #2 - if she laughs too hard, she will fall straight on her back. It's like her knees cave in, but backward. She will lay on the ground and laugh like a chipmunk forever long and then talk about how shes gonna cry.
Freaky fact #3 - when she cleans out her ears, it makes her cough. Whenever I hear this, I think my sister is about to die, because she coughs REALLY hard. I'll run towards where she is to make sure she is okay, and she just looks at me like, "What are you freaking out for? Is everything okay?" Her eyes by that time are all watery, but she looks totally happy.
Freaky fact #4 - she doesn't like monkeys at all. She watched a show about monkeys tearing faces off of people, and sooo she is forever disturbed. Never to be healed. If you want to see Ashley with her freaked-out-I'm-about-to-scream-look, just scream like a monkey. She'll love it.
Freaky fact #5 - one of Ashley's hobbies is to quietly sneak to my door and stare at me while I'm reading or something, then she will start growling like an ork. When I look up at her, her eyes will get real big and she starts to growl louder. Then she will chase me around until I collapse because I'm so freaked out. I know it's just my sister and I shouldn't be scared, but she is straight up spooky! She knows it, and she loves it.
Freaky fact #6 - (I know, I have a ton for Ash....I live with her. What can I say?) She can curl her tongue a certain way that looks like a "u" and blow through it....it sounds like a little opera singer is standing in her mouth and singing through a funnel. It sounds like wind on a blistery day. REALLY! It's SO funny!
Jessy-the-queer:
Freaky fact #1 - When she talks to you with an attitude (in a funny way), she shakes her head and points at you as in "you better get it together or I'll go ape on you." Her curly hair bounces everywhere and it's so cute.
Freaky fact #2 - She says "Whoa. That was freaky." ALL the time. Most of the time, she says it about herself, and then will die laughing over it.
Freaky fact #3 - WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING....she can take off her jacket without unzipping it. She will wake up and not ever realize she did it. (I have witnessed her spazz out because of this) It's so....weird O.o
Freaky fact #4 - She stares at people to freak them out. I'm serious, she does this to me all the time and it's disturbing. She will look at you with the death glare and then, when she can't handle it anymore, she laughs and gives that person a hug.
Freaky fact #5 - She eats enchiladas extremely fast. Here's an example: Jessy and I are eating Mexican, and I ordered a plate of rice (I was in an anti-fat mood) and she ordered an enchilada with the beans and rice. Well, I ate like 12 bites of my rice and I looked over and she was scraping her plate. She looked at me and said, "Hey, I was hungry!" We then went on to talk about how she could pone an enchilada eating contest.
Freaky fact #6 - She has a strange obsession with the punch thing. (Where you make a circle with your fingers and if someone looks, you get to punch them.) For some reason, she always gets me with that, and she always looks surprised that I looked. Why? I don't know....she should know by now.
Carlee-the-spazztastic:
Freaky fact #1 - She messes with her nose a lot. She pinches it and randomly scratches it when you know it's not itching.
Freaky fact #2 - She likes her chicken pot pies "juicy and soupy." *said with an attitude* Not crunchy or she will have an attack. She likes the "goosh."
Freaky fact #3 - Carlee laughs really weird, but cute. You know it's Carlee if you here a burst of laughter......then silence.....then a squeal....then silence.....another squeal....then a sigh-laugh. She finds everything funny, so you here it a lot. Her eyes water REAL easily when she laughs too. If Carlee laughs for more than 20 seconds, her eyes get all teary.
Freaky fact #4 - She has an obsession with taking freaky pictures of herself and then looking at them and laughing at herself. She will sit there and laugh hysterically about a picture of her and Ash where they are trying to look crazy. She is easily entertained.
Freaky fact #5 - She thinks that if you say something "offensive" to her, it's because she's black. *laughter* She says, "It's cause I'm black isn't it?" Carlee is no where near black, but likes to say that you're being racist towards her. Psh!
Freaky fact #6 - If you ask her a question, she'll say, "Is that a trick question?" Without giving you time to answer, she says, "Let me answer that question with another question." For instance.....Becca: "Cars, you want another cookie?" Carlee: *looking with a squinty eye* "Is that a trick question? Let me answer that question with another question....Does it look like I need another cookie?" Weird woman.
Well, that's what I wanted to do tonight, and it was really hard actually. When you TRY to think about something, it's weird how nothing will come and your mind just draws a stupid blank! Hope you all enjoyed. Peace, Love, Wones!
-Becca
Random thought from today.......
Okay so this is totally random but whatever. So today i was eating some chips(which by the way were bbq and AMAZIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and I was looking at the crumbs in the bottom of the bag.Then it made me think of crumbs so i went on this whole bunny trail of stuff. Like why do people always think crumbs are bad?!?!?!? and why is it such a bad thing to you know like have crumbs like all on your shirt or somthing?!?!?!?Then i was thinking that animals always love crumbs like theyll eat anything and then i thought why dont we really i guess "like" crumbs?!?!?And then it made me think of when parents always say "eat your food theres starving children in china!!!!" and how me and my dads reply when we dont wanna eat it is always "WELL THEN GIVE IT TO THEM!!!!!!!!!" and then it made me think 'you know they would be grateful for every crumb of food they could get.Every starving person would be.And thats really sad cause im not trying to be like all "oh save the world recycle and save trees and eat turnips and horse radish for every meal!!!!' but i mean us people i n america dont actually realize how much we DO waste and how great we got it over here and ya i mean sure we have an extremely super duper oober sucky president and hes doing squat to help and we have starving children here to!!! but theres soooo much we could do about it!! you know?!?!?!? uhhh now im like all depressed anyway just somthin to gnaw on for the day!!! Love yall, Watson:(
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