The Mower...

The stupid mower won't start so I'm sitting in the freezing basement in the tanning outfit waiting for it to charge!! *looks at mower grimly* Letting the world know. Carlee

The Shower....

Okay, so funny story that just happened. I was in the shower....shaving my legs actually*voice gets louder and crowd leans forward in anticipation* ...when all of a sudden the lights went out. It was super dark. Like it took a little while for my eyes to adjust to the darkness. *flops hands in the air* I started screaming and then I had to unlock the door and have Mom bring me and lamp, 'cause there is no way I would go around with one leg shaved and another not. *looks at you like you are crazy for thinking she would* Anyways just thought I would share that little tid-bit with you. Enjoy the wind and sunshine! Cheeseballs, Cars

Quiz...

Okay so this is the link to a quiz about me. I am actually the one who found the website that everyone is using to make quizzes on. I gave it to Ash and then Becca did it and it seemed like everyone got one. O_O I guess I'm a lot late on posting mine. Lol. Anyways here it is! Enjoy and leave comments about the ones that you got wrong. :P STL, Carlton http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1104061133598178&a=1&

Camping Pics...

This is me almost falling off the log. *Cracks up at face*

These are the rocks we were jumping on. You can see the head of one of the little boys. There were like hundreds of these rocks to jump on. It was awesome!!

This tree was super tall, plus I was leaning to it over a cliff thing on the rocks. I was doing the splits trying to get this pic....NO LIE! *nods head*

In case you can't tell, we are ALL crossing our eyes in a freaky way. Dad is the only one who can't do it. We randomly fuigured that out.

Jessyca was jumping off this log, but she would never do it the way I wanted. You see I wanted to get her with one leg straight out as if kicking something, but I guess her body doesn't bend that way.

I was down squished inbetween some of the rocks and I was trying to get a picture of the tree at the left, because it grew into the rocks. But Dad was like get a picture of us. *apologizes for you having to see his hairy stomach*

This is me trying NOT to slip as I get my fat lard butt up on the top of the log.

In this pic Jessyca almost fell into the water. *cracks up* Just look at her facial expression!!

This is Sara Bell (our dog). We played fetch with her ALL the time because she loves swiming. It's weird, but sadly we had to stop because there was glass all over the place that we didn't see and she cut her paw and sliced a big chunk of skin off and has been limping. :(

Isn't she addorable!?!??! *kisses poochey on forhead* She looks like a wild animal.

Camping....

Hello everybody! Okay so we got back from camping yesterday (Monday) and it was totally awesome and funn! Besides barely making it out of Defeated Creek before the HUMONGO storm hit, besides getting random scratches and bruises, and besides my butt hurting...it was super fun. These little kids almost gave me a heart attack. *throws hands over heart* They were all jumping on these really high rocks (I was too which probably didn't help the situation) and they were like building "bridges" across them with like little twigs. Let me tell you right now if they would have fallen they definitely would have broken something. Lol, and I would be like jumping and doing cool Par core stuff and saying, "I'm a Ninja," and they would try to out do me. O_O It was freaky! Lol, then we had to chase them across this field of wood/log/twig things to get them to NOT climb into a 2 foot tall "cave". *sighs from exhaustion of telling about how stressed she got* Then I started bleeding and got scratches all over me. *starts whining like a little baby* It was not my happiest moment, okay? Plus I got super sunburn *points to face in agony* I know I'll be tan afterwards, but it really wasn't fun. Dude, my nose was/is like....an unnatural shade of purple. But!!! Me and Jessyca did get some awesome pictures which I am going to upload in another post okay??? We took pictures on this log (my idea) of use in the Karate Kid stance. *shows you the move* Where he is like doing the one leg thing....'ya know??? *looks at you dumbly with sunburn face* My face feels like I got a Botox. :( Hey we watched the movie You Again....I HIGHLY recommend it if you want to crack up alot. We also watched House and it was SOOO not scary at all. I thought I was going to have a full dipey *pats butt* when the movie was over, but it was totally not freaky. Hope you all enjoyed your week! STL, Carkikooooooo

Tid-bit that brightened my dull day

Three words. Four syllables. Simple meaning....."Poopsy is dumb." Who is Poopsy? I shall tell you. Poopsy is my iguana that I have a hate grudge against. (hence the name) I have been tempted numerous times to release him into the cold wild, but I didn't have the heart to find him frozen somewhere, so I contained myself. He's a rude little lard butt who likes to freak out for no apparent reason. Compared to my other iguana who I loved dearly, Poopsy is jank. Oscar (a three foot long sweetheart) would chill with me and jump out of his cage onto my shoulder because he loved me. Poopsy would rather hang by his tail for a few hours than to have me touch him. He doesn't understand how loving I am. *snickers at the absurdity*

But anyways, why do I say that Poopsy is dumb? Well, I'll tell you ALL about it. I find joy in watching him do funny things. Here are some of the little instances that have almost made me pee.

Just today, I came home to him with his eye pushed really hard up against the glass. The eye was shut but pushed SUPER hard against the glass so when he backed up, there was a little circle of condensation.

Then the other night, he was climbing up on his screen. (top of his cage) I kept telling him he was gonna get stuck, but he wouldn't listen. I said, "If you get stuck and can't get down, I'm gonna have to help you, and if I do that, you might freak out and rip your toe off." Well, sure enough the little man was dangling upside down and couldn't figure out how to get down. He started swinging and somehow dislodged his toe nail.

A quirk my iguana has is this: ZERO SENSORY NERVES. When there's a huge stick stuck to his face, he acts like he doesn't even notice. For instance, the other day there was literally a piece of cedar stuck to his face that was like an inch long and really thick. I don't know how that heavy thing managed to stick so well on his face. But he just went about his day like he didn't realize a whole log was weighing his head down. Weird.

Anyways, for anyone who would like to experience my iguana's weirdness and laugh at his disturbing stunts...be my guest. Take him from me. I will try not to cry hysterically. He would need someone who is patient though because he needs to be trained not to hate people. *laughs at this* What a little wreck. He's cute though. *smiles and talks baby talk*

OH. M. DUH-BUH-U.

* freaks out and runs into room at 100 MPH in a excited-puppy-dog way* Guess what????!!!! Some random guy heard me singing the other day in Wal-mart and said he liked my voice. Then he offered me a 4 year contract with his record company. I'm freaking out. I'm supposed to go in 2 weeks and start my first recording. I guess the dude has worked with alot of big stars like Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez. I can't believe this is happening! I've put some more stuff about him and what I'm going to be singing down below....so scroll down to see. :) Scroll down... Farther down... even farther.....into the gates of hell....kidding. I was just saying that because you know hell is like fire and the middle of the earth is like really hot and the center of the earth is really far down and stuff. *gives and awkward look* I'm just going to shut up now. APRIL FOOLS!!!!! If you believed that this was real then something is wrong with you. I know I'm a horrible person. My dad came in my room this morning an told me that we weren't going camping because Mom had to do some work. I was like all bummed and freaking out. And then he was like *does an impression of Dad* "APRIL FOOLS." -_- Let's just say I wasn't a happy camper.....punn intended! Anyways, remember not to let yourself get tricked by too many people. If you think something sounds weird, then it's probly 'cause your about to get tricked. Love you guys! Leave comments if you seriously believed me. :) Carlton