Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Tales of freedom

To be totally and completely honest with you...I'm not exactly sure why I named this post "Tales of freedom." I was just typing and that's what appeared. Offended? I'm sorry.

Well I'm here today to tell you about the crazy time we had in St. Louis! We went to St. Louis for Mothers Day and...WOW! It was fun! Imagine a house full of Becca and Ashleys...don't think about it tooooo long because it might creep you out, but to be real, this is almost what it is like. My family is very crazy and it's amazing because we get hyper and laugh a lot. I will begin the "Tale of freedom" from the very beginning. *opens story book and sighs*

When we first got to Grammie and Pops house we all just stood around and hugged, then stood around then hugged again. Then my gramps were freaking out because I'm really tall, then they would hug me again. All of us were really tired to we went to bed. Me and Pops watched the end part of a CSI episode-thing and I got to see someone get stabbed 10 times. That served as a goodnight kiss and I ran to bed. *laughs*

Next morning, we hung out and had several cups of coffee. My family and I can put down the caffeine, just saying. Poppy did Sudoku all morning....I think he is addicted! And Grammie and Momma planted Grams new rose bushes that Pop was annoyed with. He doesn't like the fact that he's gonna have to mow around them *snickers*

Later on, my Aunt Robin showed up and we all got slightly hyper and then us five girls frolicked off to Schnucks to get some grub! *sings* It was Momma, Grammie, Aunt Robin, Ash and I.....crazy group. And one thing you should know about these five girls is that we really like food....a lot.
These pictures might confuse you a bit but I will explain. Schucks is like a Tennessee Publix and it has a ton of samples and stuff. *sings again* SO, we were all over those things. Grammie got a humongous handful of pepperoni sausages and was carrying them around the store. Aunt Robin was getting cheese with crackers and ran out of crackers so went back and asked for more. Then Momma was asking for meat samples at the deli. Ash and i actually didn't have that many samples. I had fun standing off from a distance and blackmailing my family by taking pictures of them stuffing their faces. *evil grin* Here are some of those pictures. The lady in the blue with the knee brace is my Aunt and then the lady with the sleeveless black and white shirt is Grammie.

On the way back home we all talked about the way we sneeze and were dying laughing because me and Aunt Robin were mimicking everyone's sneezes. What got us on this convo? Well Grammie sneezed and then said, "Whew! That was Irish!" (Irish sneeze is one that comes from the toes up. The kind that jolts your whole body but feels amazing) So, Aunt Robin said her sneeze was German because she actually says the word, A-choo! I don't know. It was a dumb conversation and it really doesn't make sense at all.....*cheesy smile*




















This is the end result of our pig like trip to Schnucks.....it was an amazing dinner. We all had way to many desserts but it was a great feeling. After that, my nephews and neice dragged Ash and I up to the school yard (a middle school playground right behind my gramps house) and we played a game and then swang on the swings. It was fun and made me feel like I was gonna throw up.


Now here is a pic of my new niece and Austin. What I mean by new niece is the my sister and brother-in-law, Aimee and Matt are adopting her. Her name is Alexis, she is 9 and she sure fits in with the family! That is her sitting on my lap and yes Austin is the one who is having a face spasm in the middle :D






This is another nephew named Caden. He has the prettiest blue eyes and he wrinkles his nose a lot when he smiles or when he is focusing hard on something. He's a cutey and is gonna be a smiley kid, I can see it now.


Well after everyone calmed down after eating, all the kids were taken home and the older peeps made a bonfire. We all just stared at it for a while....but then our conversation started. Now this is where our visits get disturbing....when the talking starts happening. My family has a habit of talking about mishaps or really gross subjects. The subjects of the night was sickness and pooping. Yes, you heard me. We talked about these two subjects for about....2 hours? I don't know. It was a long time. I lost track and then next thing I knew, it was ten o'clock. So, it was a while. I don't even know why we were talking about his, but it happened and we were dying laughing because we were totally telling gross stories about each other and having the time of our lives doing so. My family has a way of telling things how it is, and it makes our visits so funny. We truly tell things how it is. For discretion sake, I will not tell the actual conversations that we had, but let me just say....people were saying things like it is and totally making each other laugh because of the honesty. You gotta love it :)



















The next day we all went to Kobi's steak house and had an amazing lunch. This is all of us on the elevator going up to the top of the building. It was a glass on one side so some of the fam were spazzing a little. Aunt Robin was telling us that my cousin Jason is so freaked out by that elevator because one time when they went in there, someone had stuck McDonalds pickles all over the glass window. She said it scarred him and now he is freaked out by that elevator. Haha!





















This is my craziest nephew Landon. He gives me the most hugs and likes to say random stuff. It's so funny. He randomly said the other day, "Dude! I'm hungry and i need money." I don't know where it came from but it was so funny and random. Take a look at this picture....do you notice anything on this boys sleeve? Well, it's soy sauce. You know those soy sauce containers that have two open sides? Well I guess he put his arm back way too far and poured soy sauce all over himself. I thought it was pretty hilarious! Poor dude. LOL.


Anyways, there was my Tale of Freedom. Hope I didn't bore you! All of this to say, I wish some of you could meet my family and get so experience the weirdness up and personal. It's so hard to even express how weird we are over a blog post, but anyways! I. HAD. FUN.

And Happy Mother's Day to all the wonderful ladies who have given their time and attention to raising children and a family that works and functions. These women are amazing!

Brennen's laugh is SO adorable

Hello people! This is a vid of me and my nephew being being very dumb, but the reason I put this on the blog is because Brennen's laugh is so contagious and adorable! Just thought I would show you all how cute he is and hopefully he will make you smile or pee. Either would be great :)

This Will Make You Pee...NO LIE!











Monday, May 9, 2011

OH MY GOSH!!!! A TRIBUTE TO BACON!!!!!!!!

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i want this on my b-day!!!! Everyone got that?!?!?!B.Y.O.B. BRING YOUR OWN BACON FUNNY T-SHIRT

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BACON The early yearsBacon_3d : Pig is a symbol of a new year. But so funny and with fire fur. It was made in 3dand leaving you vegetarians to think on that.......enjoy BACON!!!!!!!


           LOVE,

                  BACON OBSESSED JESSY!!!!!!!!!!!  :B


P.S. Heres some tips for ways to make insta bacon!!!!!   ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Say What Now?!?!??!?!?!?

I LOVE ORANGES!!!!!!!!!! AND PICKLESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CHICKEN..............AND BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Food Idiosyncracies

I've noticed some weird things about food. What we do/don't do with food.

Why, I ask, is it a habit with most people I know NOT to eat the end of a banana? They peel it, eat it and systematically leave the very tip of the banana in the peel to be disposed of? Is the little seed-you-cannot-even-feel cursed? Because NO ONE eats it. They just leave it in there. I mean, yeah, it is a little blackish, but its no the banana, its just microscopic seeds that you had been eating no-problemo up to that point? So whats the deal?

Have you noticed that ranch tastes good on everything? Okay, some smart alek is going to say, "Nu-uh it doesn't taste good on donuts! WELL OF COURSE IT DOESN'T! Don't do that, compredas? But seriously, its good on bread, chips, pizza, chicken, beef, salads, vegetables...or anything. I'm always surprised at how good it tastes with something random.

Weird...but I was eating BBQ chips the other day and I needed something to drink. So I went to the fridge and poured out Cranberry/Grape juice. As I was pouring it, I thought, "Why am I doing this? This is going to be gross!" But it was sooo strange! As soon as I drank that juice, I couldn't taste the BBQ anymore, its like it washed it out. It ended up being a really good combination.

Have bacon with supper tonight. Oh wow. Amayzangness.

Why is it that you never get addicted to healthy food? Its always chips that you "can't just eat one" of. Or Chips Ahoy or something. I mean, have you ever heard of anyone being truly addicted to carrots or apple slices? Naw. Never. NO FAIR!

The weird and insanely fat,
Ashley

Monday, May 2, 2011

It's my time to rant with anger....in a Christian way

Fact: Becca cries a ton.
Fact: Becca always has good reason to cry.
Fact: She is not a baby

Now, after you read this, you can judge whether or not you believe these facts. I think today might have been an off-day for me or something cause I feel like a baby right now.

Well here is a story about me crying. But first I have to explain the background to this story.

I had to turn in a "test" that I made. I had to pretend to be the teacher and make a test over the last five chapters we had covered. I knew how to do this because we did one a couple weeks back. I got 100% and he said it was the best in the class! I thought, "Dang! If I just do this next one exactly like last time, I'll be good to go." Now, I can continue with my story.....

Today at Volstate, I ran to Psychology class to drop off something to one of my girlfriends. Everyone was in the middle of taking the final (I didn't have to take the final because I already got an A. Yay!) so I just ran in and dropped it next to her purse while she was testing and then I went up to my teacher to make sure that he got my file that I sent him. (the test thing I told you about) He motioned for me to come over to the computer and check with him. He opened up his email, pulled up the file, looked at it for two seconds, then said, "oooohhhh no, I see a problem already." This conversation follows:

Becca: What's wrong with it?
Teacher: It doesn't have page numbers.
Becca: *confused look* okay.
Teacher: You are supposed to put page numbers. (he is referring to page numbers for EACH answer. Like, where in the book I found the answer when I was making the test)
Becca: Since when?
Teacher: Since always. *you-are-dumb-look*
Becca: I've never put page numbers on any of my assignments.
Teacher: Well you should've.
Becca: Okay.
Teacher: Put the page numbers on there and send it to me.
Becca: Yes sir. Do you want me to email it to you or put it in the dropbox?
Teacher: Put the page numbers Becca.
Becca: Yes sir.
Teacher: Are you gonna send it?
Becca: Yes sir. Do you want me to email it?
Teacher: Just put the page numbers and send it.
Becca: Over D2L?
Teacher: Yes. *fake huge smile* Goodbye.
Becca: Bye. *walks to door and opens it*
Teacher: Becca!
Becca: *turns around* Yes?
Teacher: When? *still talking across class room*
Becca: *confused look* When what?
Teacher: Page numbers.
Becca: I'll send it tonight.
Teacher: When?
Becca: *gets fed up and walks back to desk* I'll send it tonight when I get home.
Teacher: When?
Becca: *eyes start to burn* I'll do my best to get it in by five maybe?
Teacher: Alright. *laughs*
Becca: K. *walks away quickly for fear he would see tears*

Yep, and as soon as I closed the door, tears started welling up in my eyes and my hands started quivering because I was so angry/humiliated/confused/sad. I went straight to work and tried to contain myself, but then I couldn't, so I walked outside and cried my eyes out. I called mom so I could tell her and get it off my chest. That helped some.

Why is this a big deal? I'm not sure. All I know is that you should never take a class from this man because he is very inconsistent and getting information from him is like picking up a bulldozer.....impossible! And I feel like he picks on me because I make good grades and I ask a lot of questions.....it's SO IRRITATING! I'm like...."would you be nicer if I was getting an F? Well fine, you can be mean all you want because I'm gonna keep trying for A's no matter how you treat me."

Anyways, I wanted to rant. That's the point of this. Sorry if it bored you. And I apologize for those of you who think I'm a baby now. I was trying to be tough, but it didn't work. Not today :/