Who is the Culprit?

Imagine with me! *sets stage*

We are in Spanish I. Mrs. Martin is saying something about pronouns and la madre, but you can't pay attention because all you know is that someone just released a nuclear fart bomb. Your eyes sting. You've never smelt anything like this; you compair to you father's toots. THIS IS WAY WORSE! Thoughts cross your mind like, "Am I the only one who is smelling this? I hope none of the boys think it was me" and "When is it going to end!?"

Just as a break in the "fog" comes through, another wave of HORRID stench comes through. You hold you breathe and hope for the best. It happens 2 more times, and just as soon as you feel that you are going to erupt into laughter from the irony of it all going in SPANISH CLASS, Mrs. Jane releases you from class.

You then proceed to help put away the Spanish chairs and tables. Phillip Crisp is standing there with a broom and looks up innocently and asks," Is it just me or does it smell like really bad fart in here?" You die laughing and Ellen, Shiphrah, and Phillip all join in.

In the hallway you continue the fart convo with the eldest girl of the Dooley clan, and the tallest daughter of the Oakes group. You discuss the PAIN that you felt from lack of breath, how the person MUST have had beans or cabbage , and who you think it is. You erupt into laughter for Shiphrah knows who it is. Your insides hurt from the thought of it all.

Your Dad comes to pick you up and you relay the story to him. He guesses what you are going to say before the words come out of your mouth. "Some one passed gas, huh?" are his exact words. He wheezes and swerves the car because he is laughing. He tells you, that you should have randomly bursted into laughed and said with a Spanish accent," Man, those burritos. They really get to 'ya."

You get home and the 1st thing that crosses your mind is sharing your rib ache with you fellow bloggers. And here is where the story ends.

So who was the culprit that bombed it's fellow classmates? Only a few will know, and it will NOT be you. Adios amigos.

Keeping a safe distance from anything gaseous,

Carlos